TC-018 // VOTE DURST
TC-018 // VOTE DURST
DURST 2028 // PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN INITIATIVE
EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP & NATIONAL DISRUPTION PROGRAM
Issued under the authority of The Company's Department of Political Affairs and Public Influence.
Official campaign-style material supporting the proposed 2028 presidential candidacy of Fred Durst, frontman of Limp Bizkit and longtime advocate of aggressive cultural disruption.
An examination of unconventional leadership, public dissatisfaction, and the potential appointment of an individual whose professional qualifications consist primarily of amplified hostility, questionable judgment, and the ability to command large, emotionally unstable crowds.
CANDIDATE: FRED DURST
ELECTION CYCLE: 2028
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: NU METAL
CAMPAIGN PLATFORM: BREAK STUFF
PUBLIC APPROVAL: UNDER REVIEW
EXECUTIVE QUALIFICATIONS: NOT REQUIRED
The existing system has been evaluated.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
THE COMPANY // DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL AFFAIRS
Fictional campaign material. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Fred Durst or Limp Bizkit.
More details
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Self-fabric 0.38″ shoulder-to-shoulder binding
- Tear-away label
- 32 singles thread weight
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Company
- Email: contact@support.thecompanykc.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
TC-018 // VOTE DURST Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|