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TC-018 // VOTE DURST

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TC-018 // VOTE DURST

DURST 2028 // PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN INITIATIVE

EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP & NATIONAL DISRUPTION PROGRAM

Issued under the authority of The Company's Department of Political Affairs and Public Influence.

Official campaign-style material supporting the proposed 2028 presidential candidacy of Fred Durst, frontman of Limp Bizkit and longtime advocate of aggressive cultural disruption.

An examination of unconventional leadership, public dissatisfaction, and the potential appointment of an individual whose professional qualifications consist primarily of amplified hostility, questionable judgment, and the ability to command large, emotionally unstable crowds.

CANDIDATE: FRED DURST
ELECTION CYCLE: 2028
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: NU METAL
CAMPAIGN PLATFORM: BREAK STUFF
PUBLIC APPROVAL: UNDER REVIEW
EXECUTIVE QUALIFICATIONS: NOT REQUIRED

The existing system has been evaluated.

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

THE COMPANY // DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL AFFAIRS

Fictional campaign material. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Fred Durst or Limp Bizkit.


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  • 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Self-fabric 0.38″ shoulder-to-shoulder binding
  • Tear-away label
  • 32 singles thread weight

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  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.